Ever since I started putting videos on YouTube, I’ve played this game where I watch the rating bar and wait for my first hater.
It’s like he gets his own designated position.
He is the number one hater! The fastest hater! The probable chronic masturbater! The possible Comic-Sans creator! He is the quickest to be the dick-i-est. The very best on house arrest! No soul is greater than the greatest hater.
He’ll stab you like a tire, Mr. Feelgood-Deflator!
He gets a special place in my big, ol’ heart, and I wrote him a love poem.
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